The Morning Show with Mike & Susan

Here are some funny things that kids have told their school nurse (from centredaily.com):

• “My ear hurts when I burp.”
• “My lips are tired.”
• “I’m leaking plasma.”
• “I have a hernia in my knee.”
• “I think my sister has the weasels.”
• “My right eye is blinking.”
• “Somebody fwode up and it made me sick.”
• “I had a crustacean on my eye.” “I had to see the eye optimist.”
• “My sister has mice in her hair.”